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The Husband Shop.

The Husband Shop.

A shop advertising husbands for sale, was recently opened in New York City, where women can go and find a new husband. At the entrance, the following instructions are displayed:

"You may only visit this shop once! We have six levels and the value of the products increase the higher you go. You may choose one product in a floor, or decide to go up one more. However you are not allowed to go down one floor, except to leave the shop."

A woman goes to this Husband shop to find herself a husband. On the ground floor the following is displayed:

"Ground Floor - these men have a permanent job."

She is interested but continues on to the 1st Floor, with the following
display:

"First Floor - These men have a permanent job and love children."

'That's great' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues up. On the 2nd Floor, the display says:

"Second Floor - These men have a permanent job, love children and are extremely good looking."

'Amazing', she thinks, but feels she must go on.

At the 3rd Floor, she can read the following:

"Third Floor - These men have a permanent job, love children, are even more extremely good looking and assist with housekeeping."

'Oh my' she says,' I can't take much more!'

But she continues up another floor, and the display says:

"Fourth Floor - These men have a permanent job, love children, are even more extremely good looking, assist with housekeeping and are very romantic."

She is very tempted, but goes up one more floor, where it says:

"Fifth Floor - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that it is impossible to satisfy women. Thank you for visiting the Husband Shop.

PLEASE NOTE:

In order not to be accused of Sexual Harassment, the shop owner has opened a new Wife-shop across the street.

The ground floor has women loving sex.

The first floor has women loving sex, have money and love beer.

The second, third, fourth and fifth floors have never had any visitors."
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Re: The Husband Shop.

That did bring a smile to my face Peter having just got home from six hours of the dreaded Christmas shopping

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Re: The Husband Shop.

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That did bring a smile to my face Peter having just got home from six hours of the dreaded Christmas shopping

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6 hours have never spent that much time doing the xmas shop in one day. Thats what the net is for. Ok to tell the truth the wife does it all. She just gives me a list of what she would like and I get that sorted in under an hour or so. One year she was wrapping up the kids stuff and I said she was doing such a great job that I had a few extras she could do, you should have seen the look I got
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Yeah, made me smile too Peter. Must sent it to my friend in Majorca.
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