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Barr1e
10-07-08, 05:45 PM
A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows,
the rancher says to Amy,

'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows
today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall
is in the barn.

Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

The rancher leaves for the fields.

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks
on the front door.

Amy takes him down to the barn.

They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail,
she tells him,

'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks,

'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know;
how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'

'That's simple she said, by the nail that's over its stall,'
she explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says,
'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,
'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'

jojo
10-07-08, 07:40 PM
*LOL Jennifer (cowcrzy006) is gonna love that! *clap
jo

jds9000
11-07-08, 08:44 AM
*LOL *clap *LOL .... cracker .... like that one ....

That's brightened up my morning ... t-up

Jay

peter
12-07-08, 04:42 PM
THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other

is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run,

my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow I always

had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing,

always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day,

I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of

sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Barr1e
12-07-08, 05:14 PM
Brilliant Peter. *LOL

Regards. Barr1e